As Malice, and Xzy said your a Corgi (which is obviously a joke) I red 11 short facts about corgis..
1. There are two distinct breeds of corgis
-There are two types of Welsh corgis: the Pembroke Welsh corgi and the Cardigan Welsh corgi.
If you’re trying to tell the two breeds apart, the most notable difference is that the Pembroke does not have a tail. On top of a tail, Cardigan Welsh corgis also have rounded ears, while Pembrokes generally have pointy ears.
2. The Cardigan Welsh corgi is the older breed
3. Pembroke Welsh corgis have a considerable history as well
4. The Kennel Club originally lumped the two breeds together
5. Corgis were originally used as herders
6. According to Welsh legend, fairies ride them
7. The royal family loves the Pembroke Welsh Corg
8. Corgis were used to predict the royal baby’s name
9. Corgi means ‘dwarf dog’ in Welsh
10. California has a “first dog
11. Southern California hosts an enormous corgi meetup
Hehe, thats about it

Now you know 11 facts about Alex/Corgis (This is just for fun Alex..

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Thats not all guys, I didn't copy the whole thing, as it will be too long..
Wanna see more with pictures? Go to this link.
http://mentalfloss.com/article/63484/11-short-facts-about-corgisDon't be so sure it's a joke.